Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
Both of them really. Like seriously.
I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.
baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE
mother of god, we have all done a sin
Its like an animal abuse commercial
Via those darn weeaboos